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My Children’s Book

2008-08-07T09:07:00-05:00

First, I wrote a guest post for Crissy’s blog. This is not only a real honor for me, but also signals the decline of Crissy’s mental state. Soon she will go completely nuts and ask Osama Bin Laden to guest blog for her. So, hurry up and go there now and read my post! Do it!!

Kids and Me

2008-07-25T18:08:00-05:00

A lot of the blogs out there are mommy or daddy blogs. In fact, it’s safe to say that some of the best blogs out there are mommy or daddy blogs.

This is not a mommy or daddy blog. This is not even a kid-friendly or work-friendly blog. Viewing the shit on this blog can maybe get you fired and can traumatize your children. Reading my blog can get you killed in the Middle East.

Kiala Comics

2008-07-21T15:30:00-05:00

It would be nice if I posted something new, I know. It’s coming.

Meanwhile, go check out the comic I did for Kiala’s website, Face of the Cookie. Click here to go to the first installment.

Stand-Up Experiment

2008-07-14T01:41:00-05:00

Yeah, yeah, I don’t post often enough. Live with it, bitches.

The reason I haven’t posted lately is because I had a stand-up gig on Wednesday so I ran out of funny. I had nothing left to post after that. I was onstage for over 35 minutes. That’s a long-assed time to be funny. Just so you know, I will tell maybe six jokes a minute doing stand-up. Do the fucking math: 35 minutes is like sixteen million jokes.

Mister Shorts Number 6

2008-07-05T09:57:00-05:00

Yesterday was supposed to be the Porks of July, but there were no fireworks for me. There was a light rain all night so a lot of rooftop parties moved indoors, which made getting drunk and watching things blow up to celebrate our independence more difficult. Suckage.

Mister Shorts watched the fireworks from, like, Coney Island or somewhere.

Adventures of Crissy

2008-07-04T04:32:00-05:00

Some of you may have missed the comic I did for Crissy, which she graciously posted last Tuesday.

Stoogepie Gets a Call

2008-07-01T04:38:00-05:00

There’s really not much to add to this strip.

But thank fucking god a long weekend is coming up!

StoogeNotes: Kafka’s Metamorphosis

2008-06-28T04:55:00-05:00

When I was getting my Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Beverage Therapy with a minor in Condometry, I did not have all that much spare time to devote to classes. Needless to say, I definitely did not have time to read all of the fucking books I was supposed to read for those classes. I did not even have time to read the goddamn Cliff Notes.

My Personal Life

2008-06-21T22:33:00-05:00

So, I am still sort of working on a very long comic. It is epic, really. Epic! But it also sucks ass, so I’m putting it aside for a while. That’s the problem with big projects. Sometimes they seem like good ideas until you actually execute them. Then they can totally suck.

Eat Me! No, Really….

2008-06-16T04:09:00-05:00

I’ve been working on a long comic project that is not ready yet. I hope to have it ready to post soon. In the meantime, file this entry under shit you (hopefully) did not know about the internet.

There is a lot of pretty crazy shit on the internet. I often think that the internet brings out the worst in people. Or, at least, it gives some pretty fucked up people an easy way to find similarly fucked up people.