Wikipedia Jones and The Case of the Dead Wrestler

Wow. How do you come up with this stuff?
You are either a genius, or someone with a lot of time on his hands (although I realize you hate them)… Perhaps you are both.

Posted by -Zach- on 05/12 at 08:50 AM

Hi, Zach! Man, I wish I had time on my hands or on any of my other extremities. Right now I am at work pretending to be busy and to be a good noodle, and eventually I am actually going to have to get my work done here. This is twelve hours of every day of my life! Of course, if I actually just did my work and stopped pretending to do it until things became urgent, I could probably have it all done in seven or eight hours. But that’s hardly the point.

But if all my fine readers will kindly send me all of their money, I will soon be able to devote all my time to meaningless diversions like this. Just saying....

Posted by stoogepie on 05/12 at 10:55 AM

This is so frustrating because I’m at work right now and I cannot read all of this and I really, really, want to so HOLD ON.

Don’t go anywhere.

I’m going to go quit my job.

BRB.

Posted by Crissy on 05/12 at 01:44 PM

Hi Chrissy! This is very often not a work-friendly website, so it’s probably best if you quit your job. But, you know, I go to your website all the time, with its articles about making your own dildo, girl-girl crushes, and whether or not Ernie has a dick.  And, unlike my own website, since I didn’t write it I often laugh loudly enough so that the woman in the office next to mine (who happens to be from Human Resources) can hear me.

I guess what I’m getting at is that we should both quit our jobs.

Posted by stoogepie on 05/12 at 02:47 PM

And now I’m at home and I got my kid occupied and now she’s trying to eat sand and I have to go and stop her.

And so I still can’t read this.

I need a babysitter.

Posted by Crissy on 05/13 at 02:30 PM

Hey Crissy!  You are too busy.  I would offer to babysit Girlfriend for you but you wouldn’t want that.

Second, we would undoubtedly talk about more about Ernie’s dick or lack thereof, and that might end up with a sewing project.

Posted by stoogepie on 05/13 at 03:56 PM

Meh. I don’t care for this post.

Posted by Jesse on 05/13 at 04:03 PM

Hey Jesse!  Well, I’m working on another one tonight so we’ll see if I can’t keep you interested.  Hey, I checked out those Vans.  They were awesome!  I think I want a blank pair that I can draw on myself.

Posted by stoogepie on 05/13 at 04:11 PM

Jesus Harold Christ now that was some excellent work!

I had to wait until 6:15am when everyone is too sleepy to bother me, but it was worth it.

You just got blogrolled and I told everyone to visit you yesterday.

So there.

Posted by Crissy on 05/14 at 05:16 AM

Hey Crissy!  You rock!  Thanks!  So there!  You’re the best and I totally love your blog, too.

If everyone here hasn’t already added Crissy to your RSS feed, she is also a MILF and it’s okay with her if we use the word cunt.  Need I say more?

Posted by stoogepie on 05/14 at 09:18 AM

Nah, haven’t checked her page out yet (haven’t been able to find the time), but I did check out Zach’s. Badass. But, yeah, I don’t really like mysteries that much.

Posted by Jesse on 05/14 at 03:24 PM

Thanks Jesse. Appreciate it.

Posted by -Zach- on 05/14 at 03:27 PM

Hi Jesse and Zach.  I agree that Zach’s blog is totally kickass.  And I also like that you don’t bullshit, Jesse.

Posted by stoogepie on 05/14 at 04:01 PM

Heh.

Posted by Jesse on 05/15 at 03:13 PM