Vadgets™ and Bumballs™
Yeah, I haven’t been posting enough. Well, I’ve gotten really busy with a project that has nothing at all to do with this blog. And, aside from that, it’s the summer. You may be so old that summer doesn’t mean you spend a lot more time outdoors, but I’m not.
So, my big project ends at the end of August, then I go away for a week. And summer will be all over then. Normal posting schedules will resume.
Anyways, I have an awesome new invention to share with you.
What better way to propose than to stick a ring up your ass and let her dig it out, huh? How could she say no?
That’s all I have to say about Vadgets™ and Bumballs™ except that, until Vadgets™ and Bumballs™ are widely available, feel free to stick things up your ass the old fashioned way.
Posted on Saturday, August 23, 2008 at 02:19 PM.
Tags: Blogging, Body Enhancement, Ideas & Inventions, Vadgets™ and Bumballs™, Sex Toys
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Hilariously disturbing!!!
OMG.
You’re going to be a MILLIONAIRE!!!!
Oprah is so gonna have you come on the show!
I think this is why I like visiting your blog. It’s so totally sick. And I LIKE sick! This whole dating thing? Teaching me that I like the sick ones. I’m thinking about embracing that. Ha!
My favorite part would have to be: “Got a quarter? I’m a Bumball machine!”
Absolutely hilarious!
hey…
wait a minute…
you said there would be assfucking and bukkake!
Nothin’ but net, my man. Another gold one.