Stoogepiety: The Stoogepie Story
I have been gone a long time, I know. When it is a very long time between posts, people write me emails. Which I ignore.
If you wrote me an email, it might have had a subject something like this: “It has been a long time since you posted.” I did not respond. Here is my response: Oh, fucking really?
But I also get some emails that ask other things. I recently received an email in which a reader made an astute observation. She or he noted that there is not a lot of personal information about me on my blog. Unlike other blogs — which can be very personal — I mostly write about the bible and Teenslut Slumber Party Zombie Massacres, and I write books for children. While the email noted this fact without actually complaining about the content on this blog, it then went on to quiz me about my personal life and who I really am.
So, rather than answering that email — which I did not do — I will give you a sneak peek into my personal life without either filtering or embellishing things as they actually, truly happened. What you are about to read is 100% factually accurate down to the finest detail.
I hope you are somewhat enlightened now and know more about me. You can read my earlier post called Stoogepiety: In The Beginning if you must know more.
So, yeah, after all that time without posting, I didn’t have anything ready so I just threw some shit together.
Anyways, that’s all I have to say about my big dick for right now, but you can be sure it will come up again.
Ha ha.
Posted on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at 03:10 AM.
Tags: Comics, Religion, stoogepiety
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Thank you. It all makes sense now.
Gives a whole new meaning to “He is Risen”!
There are some mysteries of life that I think one has to just accept and enjoy. Trying to figure out “Who is Stoogepie, really?” takes the magic away.
I do have one small question, though… is it normal, in the course of contemplating Stoogepiety, for the nether regions to be tingly? Ummm… I need to know for a friend.
Thanks!
You KNOW that this just won’t do. I want the REAL scoop….....you know I’ve been after it forever.
xxoo
Oh, and when are you going to come to the far and exotic land of Central Missouri? Huh?
Do you really screw your maid? If so, can I get her number? I need it for my husband. He’s um…well,messy.
Yo Mr. POSSLQ! See! I knew this would help!
Hey MsDarkstar! Oh, Stoogepiety makes everyone tingle. But, in your friend’s case, are you sure the tinglies aren’t caused by your bath fizzies?
Hi Shelly! I can’t remember now, but I think I was in Central Missouri in that panel where I asked, “Where the hell am I now…?”
Yo Crissy! You really need a maid. There are few experiences like fucking someone and then having them straighten up and replace the sheets right afterward.
you’ve got a thing for blondes, don’t you?
blondes appear 11 times, whereas brunettes appear 3 times, and redheads only once.
interesting. such a large margin!
also, you didn’t persist on your quest for meaning very long before resorting to the “fall back plan” of booze, drugs and horny women.
you seem to be taking worse care of yourself—hair is a bit shaggy, clothing a little disheveled, and you need a shave.
if i may be frank, you need to hone your work ethic; you know they don’t just pass out enlightenment to the lazy slobs. but i’m not frank, so take that fwiw.
finally, i’d like an enema bag, even if i don’t want the whole stoogepiety package… my wife has been feeling a little “backed up” lately and i’m really looking forward to getting in there to help work things out.
Hey ken! Blondes do get more play. In part, that’s because their hair is more interesting in comics—like it can be platinum or dirty or whatever, but brunettes always look brown-haired unless I add blue, which makes it look unreal. And that red hair in panel 11 up there looks totally neon. But also, most of the women in my comics are, let’s face it, blondes.
It turns out that my fallback plan of booze, drugs, and horny women is really surprisingly consistent with stoogepiety. Who would have guessed?
You are right, dude. I am fucking falling apart! WTF?
But I beg to differ. Ever seen Gandhi? Buddha? Jesus? Mohammad? Charlie Manson? It so happens that enlightenment is reserved exclusively for slobs.
One limited edition designer enema bag complete with deodorizing buttwater tablets on the way!
Dude, don’t even let him fool you. The enema bag is for HIM. He’s the one that spends like 8 hours on the shitter every day.
I suspect his diet of beer and meat is to blame.
Are you thinking of opening a stoogepie academy where people can go to learn stoogepiety? I’d like to sign up but I’m afraid it would conflict with the waterboarding camp. Can we make alternate arrangements? I’ll bring my own enema bag.
I’ve been in the market for a messiah - looks like I read your blog just in time. Do we get any cool extras for being one of the first to follow Stoogepiety? Ooooh, I’m all tingly with excitement! Do you accept Paypal for the enemas?
P.S. I’ve already made an appointment to get a Stoogepie tattoo to prove how serious I am about Stoogepiety.
Ok, so it seems to me that enlightenment, the Stoogepiety way, includes lots of tingly feelings!
And, how awesome would FIZZY buttwater tablets be? (That would assist with attaining the tinglyness of Stoogepiety).
I’m in for the Stoogepie tat, too. Nothing inspires tingly feelings of enlightenment more than having ink injected into your skin with a needle in an artistic fashion!
Yo Crissy! Beer and meat are the food of the gods. No, Ken spends hours on the shitter because it’s Fun!
Hey Dingo! Oooh, a stoogepiety academy is a very good idea! I’ll get started on that! Students can help to waterboard the kids at Waterboarding Camp, so it will work out fine. Yo, fill that enema bag with Diet Pepsi until you get your deodorizing buttwater tablets.
Hi Julia! Sure, you get the limited edition designer enema bag complete with deodorizing buttwater tablets on the way! Really, it’s the fanciest thing most people stick up their asses on a given day. I like the tat idea! I suggest you get something like the tat at http://www.stoogepie.com/banners/stoogebanner8.swf. (You can see it at the size it was supposed to be at in this post: http://www.stoogepie.com/index.php/stooge/more/vote_with_your_ass/
Hey MsDarkstar! Yes! I love the idea of fizzy deodorizing buttwater tablets! We should definitely add that to the list of yummy bath products you sell! Also, I might have to design several stoogepie tats for different tastes and body areas. I’ll get to work on that.
re: Your life story
Hey, me too.
Weird.
I find this blond thing upsetting. Also, I spend a significant part of my day wishing I had a maid. Day dreaming about my life with a maid. Could we see a comic of just life with a maid. You know, so I have a little bit more to go on.
I corrected the dearth o’ nudity . . . .
Yo mister muleboy! Seriously, I wonder whether we were separated at birth or something. I mean, dude, I read your blog and it’s like talking to myself! Also, thanks for living up to the promise of nudity on your blog!
Hey melissalion! Man, you and Ken are going to have me doing a headcount before posting to make sure the blonde/brunette ratio is okay. I like the idea of doing a post about domestic help. This is a good idea.
Hmm, what legal action can we bring against you. That will bring you out. 
But then again, what would we do if we out you and then we’re all disappointed. That would ruin all the fun.