Nude MILF Second-Chance Winners

Yesterday, by phone, I chose the winners in the second-chance drawing to the Nude MILF Sweepstakes. Assisting me and keeping me honest this time was the Queen of Fucking Everything herself, Crissy. We also chose a winner for the Nude MILF Pimp Prize.

Here is how we worked it. We communicated by phone and email. Crissy picked a number using random.org from the available winners without telling me. I then emailed her my lists of names. Then, after I pressed “send,” she could tell me the number. She got the email five seconds later and we could both check the winner.

The number for the Nude MILF Sweepstakes was 40, which corresponded to username Blogstalker1 at the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Thanks to you all sending me your usernames beforehand, I knew this was Bonj, aka Shelly’s Mr. Perfectly. Because everyone had sent me their usernames beforehand, we actually put two people in the running whose votes did not show up on Blogger’s Choice because of a glitch they had last Tuesday that lost some votes. But the winning number was up there.

The number chosen for the Nude MILF Pimp Prize was 14, which corresponded on my list of blogs to Melissa Lion. Also, in the list of blogs I showed when announcing the second-chance rules, I mistakenly left out Rachel’s blog, Get Your Freak On, which also pimped the contest. That was included among the entrants, but Melissa Lion’s blog, Recovering Californian, prevailed.

Congratulations to the winners. You’ll get your goodies in the mail before the end of the week.

Now, I know some of you are disappointed. Well, there will be more stoogepie contests in the future, so stay tuned.

Besides, I’m sure you’re all in line to get your share of the $700 billion handout that taxpayers are giving to the people who most need and deserve it.

That’s it for this contest. Congrats to the winners. I feel for those of you who are losers like me. But this country is all about second chances, so stick around.