No Country for Young Men
Where the fuck have I been? Was I sleeping? Had I slept?
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So, where the fuck have I been? I have been busy as hell on a big artistic project. I can’t really talk about the project, but I have literally over a thousand items related to this project, all listed in neat order, to complete by October 14th. So I have been working long hours, staying in hotels around this beautiful nation but not sleeping much, and taking way too many fucking stimulants to keep it all rocking.
I was going to post about that shit and in general the terrible effects that hotels and drugs have on me. But really, you don’t want to read about how speed makes me paranoid and heroin is like a fucking superlaxative for me, do you? Nah.
I wrote another post and even drew the pictures, but it really sucked ass. Really. I don’t know why. Maybe the drugs and the booze and shitting all the time. I don’t know.
So, here is my post. I post it reluctantly. I really didn’t want to post this one until later but it’s high time I posted some fucking thing. I’ll fix up the other post I worked on and post that soon, too. It was really a funny idea, but the execution was straight out of junior high.
Yeah, that’s all I got.
Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 11:58 PM.
Tags: Comics, Politics
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You have managed to feed my sympathy of him as a person and public persona. I’ve been spending some time trying to rationalize why his behavior and speech have differed so much since his defeat in 2004. When he began his radical departure from what had been his norm, ie, kissing Jerry Falwell’s ass, it occurred to me that he may have Dole Disease, the affliction that your time in high office has somehow entitled you to be next for the top spot. It is similar to people who really feel they’ve accomplished something when they receive attendance awards. “Hey, way to go! You managed to show up! Here is a cheap pin from the management that you can wear in hopes it will impress others to emulate you at our benefit.”
I’ve also been working on something else. To amuse myself, I sometimes look at what is going on and try to develop absurd conspiracy theories to explain them. I had been wondering where to post this when your RSS feed arrived this morning. Here goes nothing…
Oddball Conspiracy Time
Just a thought… I am reading more and more about the red herring laden campaign tactics of Senator McCain and Governor Palin. Given the radically different performance and tone of the senator in previous campaigns, it occurs to me that perhaps he has chosen this time to throw himself onto his sword in hopes of speeding up the disintegration of the Republican Party, or at least hoping to dispatch the elements that have dumbed it down, both in the name of religious perversion and dumbing down to the lowest common denominator stereotype. Could it be? I generally find conspiracy theory to be much like the dregs at the end of a keg of beer or wine. It may have its uses but drinking it isn’t one of them. In the same way, conspiracy theory is hard to swallow unless it appeals to you in some manner other than rational.
This is damned silly and highly unlikely, but you can bet someone will think of it to explain away why he lost the election. This will be doubly so if the Republican Party continues to jettison ethical talent and lose its viability among all but the insipid, stupid, and venal.
If I’m overstepping or merely posting too lengthy a rant, please let me know, Stoogepie. This is your stage and I appreciate you allowing others to spend time on it.
I laughed outloud and then I kind of got a little sad. He’s really that delusional and that makes me grieve for truthful, honest politicians. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Obama’s the anti-christ - he’s got that smooth talking, makes your eyes glaze over thing going on for him, but I’m voting for him. I may be damning this nation to hell by doing so, but I can’t vote for McCain. I refuse to support someone who probably needs to be in the psych ward for delusional thinking.
What’s with McCain and the socks? He does seem like a guy who is uncomfortable with taking his socks off. He probably has ugly feet. Ew. Now I’m not going to be able to get that visual image out of my head. Nasty, yellow toe-nailed old people feet. Thanks, Stoogepie!
I like his all pink suit he’s got going on. I bet if wore that in the last debate he would’ve won.
How the hell did I miss this brilliant post?
I must have had my head up my ass again. I hate it when I do that.