My Children’s Book
First, I wrote a guest post for Crissy’s blog. This is not only a real honor for me, but also signals the decline of Crissy’s mental state. Soon she will go completely nuts and ask Osama Bin Laden to guest blog for her. So, hurry up and go there now and read my post! Do it!!
Alright, it has taken me a really long time to finish my e-book. That’s because I’m not really good at writing things that are work-friendly and/or kid-friendly. But here it is.
Click on this picture to open the PDF file. It was just too big to post as a series of pictures. If you have a problem viewing it in your browser (Firefox and Adobe Acrobat don’t like each other too much), you will need to download it by right-clicking on the image and then saving it to view it.
I am a very bad judge of these things, but I think this is safe to open at work. And it is a touching story that children will love and learn from. So, share it with your kids.
That’s all I have to say about the e-book.
Posted on Thursday, August 07, 2008 at 04:07 AM.
Tags: Literature, Books for Children, Zombies
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Stoogie, sweetie, This is so wrong but I’m really, really turned on right now. I don’t know if it’s the sexy zombies or the fucking mommy in the ass, but I’ve got to go rub one out.
Sorry Ken.
I’m leaving you for stoogepie.
disturbing.
gross.
funny.
irreverent.
entertaining.
immoral.
beautiful.
disgusting.
elegant.
another triumph, stoogepie. you are a master of an art i did not know existed.
You are on fire. At each page, I paused to wonder where you might go with it, and if there was anywhere to go. You found it and went! As with your post on Crissy’s blog, I put in mind of “Answer Me!”
Day-um, Stoogepie! How I love zombies—even the French smelling ones. I heart you. Oh, and uh, Stoogepie, you are so hot capping Pierre in the head like that.
Yo Crissy! Woohoo! Save some for me!
Hey Ken! Art schmart. If I find any art on my site, I will do it the favor of giving it a painless death. But thanks!
Hi Mark! I admit that I had to look up ANSWER Me! but it looks totally awesome. I am ordering the reprinted version. You are definitely a man of taste and possibly a man of questionable morals. Those two things combined make you damn near perfect in my book, dude!
Hey Dingo! I heart you, too! Also, zombies love you right back, though perhaps in a subtly different, more culinary way.
Well sunufabitch. I have been outta the blogosphere for a while, haven’t I? I’ll probably post on my site later today, but maybe not.
On the topic of Stoogepie’s book, I wasn’t able to read it, which sucks. I really really want too, especially after reading the comments. But I’m not on my home-box, and I can’t justify downloading adobe to my friend. Not even for a writer as good as you probably are. So I’ll read it later.
Sorry I’ve been gone so long. Although, I probably will leave again for an equal amount of time. More news on that later. Bye!
*promptly throws out “Good Night Moon”*
Diana! I have a new book to read you…..
you won the boob naming contest, go get your award!
http://mominreallife.blogspot.com/2008/08/please-no-old-lady-jokes-ive-heard-them.html
you won the boob naming contest, go get your award!
I just printed it out and have called my sister to let her know I will be reading my nephews their bedtime stories tonight.
I love you stoogepie.
With the love.
Is that weird?
Stoogie….Hi…..Zombies scare me.
I miss you, though!!!!
I used to work for the church as a youth director for about well, about 10 years. And I always wanted to write stuff like this instead. What does that say about my real intentions with those Confirmation kiddies? I don’t know. But this is way good stuff. Way good.