Great Stories of the Bible 1
The Sweepstakes Winner.
So, Soapbox, who won the Nude MILF Sweepstakes, never claimed her or his prize. On the one hand, I kind of had a feeling this might happen. On the other hand, I expected to find an email in my inbox right after the deadline because that’s how shit happens.
So, as I said in my last boring entry, now I will choose a second chance winner from the people who have voted for Crissy for Hottest Mommy Blogger for 2009. I will choose that winner Tuesday afternoon. So, this is your last fucking chance. You must send me your username before the drawing because I have no intention of keeping this camera for another week. If I don’t know who you are, I will choose another winner. Period. After I randomly draw the second-chance winner, I will randomly draw the winner of the camcorder from among the blogs that pimped the contest, so if your blog did not appear among the list in my last boring entry, let me know. Note that the second-chance winner and the pimping winner have no relation to one another. That is all. You have until noon tomorrow to vote. Do it now and send me your username. Note that I do not need your password.
Great Stories of the Bible.
I am a big fan of the bible.
Those of you who have been following for a while may be as stoogepious at this point as I am. If not, I want converts.
So, I have decided that, in order to bring you into the fold, I will illustrate an important bible story every now and then, complete with an explanation of the lessons it teaches us. Today’s story is the entire 19th chapter of Judges. It is a great story and teaches us some very valuable lessons. I have been faithful to the original story. The only change I have made is to get rid of the extras — a servant boy and two donkeys — but the rest of the story is in there without censorship or embellishment.
Enjoy.
That’s all I have to say about the bible for right now, but stay tuned for more Great Stories of the Bible in the future.
Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 at 07:09 AM.
Tags: Comics, Bible Stories, Contests, Food, Insanity, Religion, Christianity
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Stoogie, you are awesome. I can now head off comforted, knowing I have met my daily quota of Religion. Way to fill the void.
I voted for Crissy 4 times. I obviously REALLY wanted her to win the Hottest Mommy Blogger Award.
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Awesome story. And just in time for Halloween!
I can already feel it. Victory will be mine.
Or not.
Great story. I wish YOU had taught Hebrew School. Then, I might have gone.
I voted! I am either crissysbff or rachelleverone.
Great post! Rachel
The mind boggles. I can only imagine that King James felt this kind of excitement when his hired hands turned in their drafts of these stories for his new bible.
katezimm, that’s me.
And Stooge? Your knowledge of the Bible continues to amaze me. I always told the kids that the old testament was better than any rated R movie. Made confirmation class a lot more fun when we talked about concubines and raping and sex. Why does that make me laugh?
Wow, the bible has some sick shit in there. Mailing body parts - that’s just crazy.
Anyway, I’m loving this bible feature - can’t wait for more!
I am so confused. We have to send you our user name? Wait, don’t answer that, just email me the answer because I want to be the only one who does the right thing (take naked pictures of myself with my newly-won camera) and wins!
Also, where’s the part where Jesus (quite rightfully) decries that Sodom and Gomorrah makes people go to hell?
*crickets*
i learned a lot of religion just now. i have a feeling this series is gonna be epic.
Hey Stoogepie,
Great stuff.
Your Bible knowledge is quite impressive. I’ve heard that story before,(or at least a similar version) and always been interested to know how that actually went down. It’s nice to see it visually though. You should do the whole Bible like that and sell it in Christian bookstores everywhere.
GOOD TIMES MATE!
This is the best Bible Story I’ve ever read/watched.
Props brah!
-Dog The Bounty Hunter.,