A Crissy and stoogepie Fairytale

Oh no!  Don’t squeeze my tits.  You’ll get shot in the face.

Was that oversharing? 

Because I feel like it maybe was.

Anyways, Thank you for making a nice blog baby with me Stoogiebear.  It was way fun.

People can come over and squeeze my ass if they want…

Posted by Crissy on 03/30 at 08:56 AM

Just think of all the awesomeness you two have ... harness that energy and great things could happen ...or, several cities will be laid to waste, although depending on your point of view that could be a great thing.

And yes, everyone should have a Bag O’ Dicks, because you never know when you’ll need to fight off some naked fundie witch or whatever…

Posted by Mr. POSSLQ on 03/30 at 08:56 AM

I don’t even know where to start about the wondefulness of this post.  I am, however, very disturbed by the size of the balls on that sheep!

Posted by Dingo on 03/30 at 09:27 AM

hey, crissy’s sponsor was mcdonalds!

how’d you get the COOL sponsor?

Posted by ken on 03/30 at 11:40 AM

That was real purdy.  The story was curious.  Lots of things are striking me that way lately as inevitably happens when I am reading history written by those who view history as a branch of philosophy.  I strongly recommend “Lessons of History” by Will & Ariel Durant.  It’ll make everything curious.

Posted by Mark on 03/30 at 12:43 PM

A very beautiful and touching story and the product placement was so subtle and tasteful!

I shall have to get me a Bag O’ Dicks… never know when they would be handy in Corporate America.  When Mr. CEO makes a lewd reference involving a raise and a dick (strange how often those things can be related…), I can pull out my handy bag and say “Lookie here! Now, I would like large, unmarked bills, please”.

Posted by MsDarkstar on 03/30 at 03:44 PM

I love that you peed in the woods.

Posted by k8 on 03/30 at 07:34 PM

Yo Crissy! You know I want to squeeze your tits anyway. And your ass, too.

Hey Mr. POSSLQ! Crissy and I do have big plans. In the world we see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You’ll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you’ll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Stoogepiety is coming. Buy your Bag O’ Dicks now.
Hi Dingo! Ever heard of gonadologists? Those are some prime Mountain Oysters (as opposed to Rocky Mountain Oysters or Prairie Mountain Oysters, which come from bulls). The bigger the better! Yum!
Yo Ken! McDonald’s pays better. Only Bag O’ Dicks would sponsor anything on my site.
Hi Mark! Well, just like the last Great Bible Story, one of the lessons is that one should never underestimate the value of dick. And you have to get your happy endings when you can. I will check out Lessons in History but I have to tell you, everything is curiouser and curiouser to me everyday already.
Hey MsDarkstar! Everyone should have a Bag O’ Dicks. When it comes to Bag O’ Dicks, the more the better. But get small, unmarked bills. They are harder to track, easier to pass off, and look better stuffed in your underwear.
Yo k8! In the original version of the fairytale, I took a big shit in the woods. But because this is intended for children, we thought better of it and I just peed instead.

Posted by stoogepie on 03/31 at 01:23 AM

Man..Stoogie!!  I wish you’d make out with MY blog. 

I’m too old for babies, but a make out session would have been fun.  We could produce a teenage stepchild comic for you!!!

Is it me?  Am I too needy?  Too fat?  Too chatty?

Tell, me Stoogie…TELL ME…I’ll change, I really will!!

Posted by PerfectlyShelly on 04/01 at 12:49 PM

I always knew that Snow White was a total slutbag. I bet she knows how to have fun with a bag of dicks!

Posted by Marian on 04/28 at 08:47 PM

I could use a couple of those panels for Christmas cards

Posted by hayley on 10/31 at 06:48 AM