No Country for Young Men

Where the fuck have I been?  Was I sleeping?  Had I slept?

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So, where the fuck have I been?  I have been busy as hell on a big artistic project.  I can’t really talk about the project, but I have literally over a thousand items related to this project, all listed in neat order, to complete by October 14th.  So I have been working long hours, staying in hotels around this beautiful nation but not sleeping much, and taking way too many fucking stimulants to keep it all rocking.

I was going to post about that shit and in general the terrible effects that hotels and drugs have on me.  But really, you don’t want to read about how speed makes me paranoid and heroin is like a fucking superlaxative for me, do you?  Nah.

I wrote another post and even drew the pictures, but it really sucked ass.  Really.  I don’t know why.  Maybe the drugs and the booze and shitting all the time.  I don’t know.

So, here is my post.  I post it reluctantly.  I really didn’t want to post this one until later but it’s high time I posted some fucking thing.  I’ll fix up the other post I worked on and post that soon, too.  It was really a funny idea, but the execution was straight out of junior high.

Yeah, that’s all I got.

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